Huehehehe ... Mas Warso mmm dulunya suka mbanyol di TV
ya?
WAWANCARA KETULO-TULO
G untuk bos,
A, B, C, D, pelamar pekerjaan:
G : Kowé mau mréné numpak
opo ? A : Nitih mobil G : Kowé ora
ketompo A : Sebabipun ? G : Saiki BBM mundhak
terus, mengko kowé njaluk mundhak bayar terus A : Wo, kulo
wau namung mboncèng, kok G : Tambah ora
ketompo A : Lho, lha kok ... ? G : Mengko mung
gawéné mbonceng mobil kantor. Ngrusuhi !
-------- G : Anakmu akèh opo sithik ? B :
Kathah G : Kowé ora ketompo B : Sebabipun
? G : Nyambut gawemu ora jenjem, mung mikir gawe anaaaaaak
terus B : Wong namung anak adopsi, kok. G :
Tambah ora ketompo B : Lho, lha kok ... ? G :
Gawe anak baé aras2en, opo manèh nyambut gawe
-------- G : Kowe wis ngerti gaweyanmu duruung
? C : Dèrèng G : Kowé ora
ketompo C : Sebabipun ? G : Arep nyambut gawe
kok ora ngerti gaweyané ? C : Wo, nèk damelan niku mpun
ngertos kok G : Tambah ora ketompo C : Lho,
lha kok ... ? G : Kowe rak mung arep keminter, to
?
-------- G : Kowe ngerti kahanan kantor
kene durung D : Dèrèng G : Kowé ora
ketompo D : Sebabipun ? G : Arep nyambut gawe
kok ora ngerti kantoré ? D : Wo, sekedhik2 mpun ngertos
kok G : Tambah ora ketompo D : Lho, lha kok
... ? G : Kowe senengané ngudhal-udhal wewadi kantor, to ?
-------- G : Kowe kerep loro
? E : Mboten G : Kowé ora
ketompo E : Sebabipun ? G : Mesthi kerep
mbolos, wong arang2 gering E : Wah, sakjanipun nggih
asring G : Tambah ora ketompo E : Lho, lha
kok . ? G : Kantor iki ora nompo karyawan
pileren.
-------- G : Kowe biso main
Internet ? FF : mBoten G : Kowé ora
ketompo F : Sebabipun ? G : Perusahaan ora
nompo BI (Buta Internet) F : Wah, sakjanipun nggih
saged G : Tambah ora ketompo F : Lho, lha kok
. ? G : Mesthi mung ora nyambut gawé, kakèhan dolanan
Internet, to? Ngenték-entekké pulsa !
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