Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searchin g for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Q: What's the height of recycling? A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!! A: The boy friend's hand.! Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". Q: Secret of long life A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs Minggu kemarin,ada customer gue dateng yang tinggalnya dired mtn (million dollars homes) and rumahnya doi lagii masih dibangun nihh.Ceritanya doi dateng and gue selalu manggil doi RIchie Rich,and doi manggil gue mitchie mitch,here are the conversations: So doi bilang kegue nih kayak gini"you should be in Hollywood as a Movie star not in here working". And i said "WHY?", And doi bilang ke gue"cos you are beautifull", And i said to him"no i'm not beautiful,i'm short and ugle and fat". And he said "no you are beautiful face and friendly and nice girl and funny". And i said:"ehmmm,Hollywood movie stars, they are beautifull,handsome,skinny,cute and talented too"and i'm not one of them. And He said to me:"no,no you are really bautifull face", And i said to him:"ehmmmm...maybe i should be in hollywood to be a star for HORROR movie HUh just like whopiee Goldberg or also like Danny Devito...ha...ha...ha.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........to be a ghost or scary face huhhhhhhh" And doi ketawa ngakak pas gue bilang kayak gituuuuuuu.
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