> >
> > "Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain speaking.
> >
> > Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on
board of Lion Air.
> >
> > We apologize for the four-day delay in taking
off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I
had to put in at the bakery.
> >
> > This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta. Landing there is
not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
Central Java . And, if luck is in our favor,
we may even be landing on your village!
> >
> > Lion Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact,
our safety standards are so high, that even
terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
> >
> > It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting
this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached
their destination.
> >
> > If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off !
> >
> > For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the
only airline who can help you find out if there
really is a God!
> >
> > We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it
from the television.
> >
> > However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Garuda Indonesia Airways, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the
cabin window.
> >
> > There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any
smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning
system on the engines telling us to
slow down!
> >
> > In order to catch important landmarks, we try to
fly as close as possible for the best view. If
however, we go a little too close, do let us
know.
> > Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
through the landmark!
> >
> > Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For
those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
> > And, for those of you who can't find a seat,
do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your
suitcase."
> >
> > Enjoy Lion Air !!
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