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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white. <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me.<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: What makes you think that? P: I got proof. <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html> L: What kind of proof? P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish<http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/polish-divorce.html>Remover". ******** *There are more jokes for you click on the link below...(must read)* ** ** (1)How to impress a client <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/how-to-impress-a-client.html>(2)Best Break-Off letter <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/best-break-off-letter.html>(3)New Generation Student :) <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/new-generation-student.html>(4)Deserted Island <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/deserted-island.html>(5)Be carefull, only 21 and above <http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/be-carefull-only-21-and-above.html> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/> ************************* [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
