Before Computers An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And a floppy disk was something Terribly wrong in your back. Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! ** ---------------------------------------------------------- "Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do." _______________________________________________ ilugd mailinglist -- ilugd@lists.linux-delhi.org http://frodo.hserus.net/mailman/listinfo/ilugd Archives at: http://news.gmane.org/gmane.user-groups.linux.delhi http://www.mail-archive.com/ilugd@lists.linux-delhi.org/
