Assalamu'alaikum wr. wb., In no time, you too could be a cynic. :-)
Wassalamu'alaikum wr. wb., Andri "Bias-Bias Cak Andri" http://mandrib.kuyasipil.net/ http://mandrib.multiply.com/ Source: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html ---letter begins--- The Ultimate Rejection Letter Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants. Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen ---letter ends---
