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> A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the > ball into the woods. > > > She went into the woods to look for it and found a > frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release > me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." > > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank > you, but I failed to mention that there was a > condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, > your husband will get it ten times!" The woman said, > "That's okay." > > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most > beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, > "You do realize that this wish will also make your > husband the most handsome man in the world, an > Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, > "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful > woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, > KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest > woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make > your husband the richest man in the world. And he > will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, > "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's > his is mine." > > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she > answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!" > > Moral of the story : Women are clever. Don't mess > with them! > > Attention female readers : This is the end of the > joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! > > Male readers: Please scroll down. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his > wife!!! > > Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think > they're really smart! Let them continue to think > that way and just enjoy the show! > > PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; > it only goes to show that women never listen!!! > > > > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Need Mail bonding? Go to the Yahoo! Mail Q&A for great tips from Yahoo! Answers users. http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?link=list&sid=396546091
