One time, Darth Vader met with Ambassador Spock, this is what happen:
Vader : I sense a disturbance in force, it's emanating from you, who are you?
Spock: My name is Spock, I'm an ambasador for the Federation, who are you?
Vader: I'm Darth Vader, servant of the empire. I sense you have a strong bond
with
the
Force, what creature are you?
Spock: My people called Vulcan.
Vader : Spock of Vulcan, I sense an untrained force within you, you are a
threat to
my
master the emperor.
Spock : Your accusation is illogical, you have no evidence, besides my people
believe
in peace. It's the logical way of life.
Vader : Peace is a lie, there is only passion..
Spock : <Raise an eyebrow> Your mind is illogical..but I can assure you that
I'm not
a threat for you.
Vader : Enough talk!..I give you 2 options, either you join to the dark side
and
become my apprentice then together we can rule the empire as master
and
apprentice or be destroyed!
Spock : Fascinating..You are so ilogical but it seems you determined to hold to
those ilogical concept. Dark side is illogical, it contains
violence, evil that
can destroy....
Vader : Very well! It seems you have chose your path, prepare to be destroyed
you
pathetic creature <Buzzing..activating lightsaber>
Spock : Ah...look..There's an energizer bunny behind you..
Vader : <Turning around> What..
Spock: <Approaching Vader, Vulcan nerve pinch> It seems I made an error in
seeing the bunny..
Vader: Aaarrrh...<Thud...Falling to the ground>
Spock : Fascinating..
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