Wvery guud kaptin, i expekt no less from thou! let me add a fiew:
disundul metromini/kopaja > "Engineering, more power to Aft Shields!!" We have hull breach at Section 7, 35, and 38 kaptin! Casualties report are incoming.. --- In [email protected], Arlandi Landjono <arla...@...> wrote: > > > di jalan mau telepon ke rumah > "Computer, open secure channel to starfleet command" > > mesin mogok di tengah kemacetan > <pake logat skotland palsu> > "Kaptin, i canna give you more power" > > disundul metromini/kopaja > "Engineering, more power to Aft Shields!!" > > a.r.l.a.n > --------------------------------- > Question Everything... > http://www.cafepress.com/goaskwhy > --------------------------------- > > > --- On Mon, 15/12/08, J <protoss_spec...@...> wrote: > > > From: J <protoss_spec...@...> > > Subject: [Indo-StarTrek] Popular Trek commands for driving in Indonesia > > To: [email protected] > > Date: Monday, 15 December, 2008, 7:56 PM > > 1. Becak tiba2 nyelonong > > > > "Evasive manuever, full impulse!" > > > > > > 2. Angkot berhenti mendadak di depan > > > > "Raise shields! All hands, brace for impact!" > > > > > > 3. Pengamen minta2 di traffic light > > > > "Polarize hull plating!" > > > > > > 4. Tikus melintas di tengah jalan > > > > "Ahead, full impulse" > > > > > > 5. Lampu traffic light menyala kuning > > > > "Maximum warp, engage!" > > > > > > 6. Ada razia polisi > > "Borg vessels!" > > or > > "Initiate cloak" > > or > > "Bring us to tactical alert" > > or > > "Hide our latinum bars, quick!" > > > > > > 7. Cewe cakep melintas > > > > "Open hailing frequency" > > or > > "Open communication channel" > > or > > "Full sensor scan, long range" > > or > > "Engage tractor beam" > > > > > > 8. Ketika starter mobil > > > > "Energize" > > > > > > 9. Waktu parkir / isi bahan bakar > > > > "Prepare docking with station" > > > > > > 10. Bus transjakarta terbakar [read news] > > > > "Borg cube destroyed" > > > > > > 11. Diserempet sepeda motor > > > > "Prepare to return fire" > > > > > > 12. Diserempet mobil > > > > "Full power to engine! Plot course to intercept" > > > > > > 13. Diserempet truk /bis > > > > "All hands abandon ship!" > > > > > > 14. Diserempet kereta api > > > > "All hands abandon ship! I repeat, all hands... > > [interrupted by crash > > sound]" > > > > > > 15. Sebelum kentut > > > > "Standby to launch torpedoes" > > or > > "Warp core breach is imminent" > > > > > > 16. Ditelepon istri / pacar: "Kamu lagi ngapain, > > dimana, sama siapa?" > > > > "Say again Starfleet.. your signal is weak.." > > or > > "Transmission was incomplete... [buzzing sound]" > > > > > > 17. Ibu mertua melintas > > > > "Incoming Klingon vessel!" > > > > > > 18. Mesin mogok > > > > "We've lost impulse drive" > > or > > "Impulse engines are offline" > > > > > > 19. Sebelum memasuki bundaran > > > > "Entering standard orbit" > > > > > > 20. Bus kota mengeluarkan asap hitam > > > > "Entering Nebula" > > > > > > 21. Sebelum melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur / > > bergelombang > > > > "Entering asteroid field" > > > > > > 22. Setelah melewati jalan penuh lubang / polisi tidur / > > bergelombang > > > > "Hull integrity is severely compromised, the ship is > > breaking up!" > > > > > > [Ada yang mau nambahin..? ^_^ > > Kalau udah 50-an, mungkin bisa di print buat ditempel di > > booth pameran > > atau di mobil.. ~_~] > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------ > > > > ============[[email protected]]=========== > > Indo-StarTrek (Indonesian Star Trek Community) > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/indo-startrek > > "...to boldly go where no Indonesian has gone > > before." > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > Website: http://www.indo-startrek.org > > Forum: http://www.indo-startrek.org/forum > > Friendster: http://www.friendster.com/isc2006 > > =/\= ============================================ > > =/\=Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > Get your preferred Email name! > Now you can @ymail.com and @rocketmail.com. > http://mail.promotions.yahoo.com/newdomains/aa/ >
