> These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the > New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, > boy, are these funny!) > > 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started > to dig. > > 2. I would not allow this student to breed. > > 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. > > 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. > > 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to > achieve them. > > 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it > all together . > > 7. This child has been working with glue too much. > > 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. > > 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. > > 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a > week. > > 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out > 1,000,000 others. > > 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Dan Davis Network Administrator Spirit Lake Comm. School 900 20th Street Spirit Lake, IA. 51360 (712) 336-3707 ext. 1300 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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