Kevin - Surely old news to you, but: From the congressional floor, Ney twice condemned one Tommy Boulis. Bad, evil, Tommy Boulis! Boulis, father to Incubus!
According to reports, the now discredited Ney did this on behalf of old chum Abramoff, whose pals coveted Mr. Boulis' fleet of small gambling boats which ply Florida waters. Certain people, to use the term loosely, misused courts - weren't they original? - to bring Mr. Boulis 'round to their way of thinking, to wit: 'I see. I take'. Their manner of dress: tinted shades, white slacks, white belt, entirely too much hair - vintage Don Cheech look. Mr. Boulis was relieved of his fleet for just compensation, which of course was not paid. His protests were addressed by three central casting stereotypes. They BLOCked him in with their respective cars, and alleviated his Lead deficiency. Years passed, a mystery unsolved, courtesy of placement on Florida's 'Cases None Dare Touch' file. As with all, truth outs. Three slobs were arrested, tried, convicted, imprisoned. Pals of Mr. Abramoff who retained the slobs' peculiar services have yet to be charged. Wonder how all those indictments said surely to follow in wake of Mr. Abramoff's sudden loquacity are progressing? Any of his pals arrested on conspiracy to double park? Aspiring magicians strive to learn that which astute crooks long ago perfected - the best gags are pulled in front of us, those we never see. z ************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. _______________________________________________ IRCA mailing list IRCA@hard-core-dx.com http://montreal.kotalampi.com/mailman/listinfo/irca Opinions expressed in messages on this mailing list are those of the original contributors and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the IRCA, its editors, publishing staff, or officers For more information: http://www.ircaonline.org To Post a message: irca@hard-core-dx.com