OT Humor Alert!!!! Delete if uninterested! Thanks. I have googled my latest pseudo-ULR, a Sony cassette walkman WM-FS493 to no end but I have found the best one (not). It is the funniest, however. What it *is* is a perfect example of Engrish, that is where some foreign language never got translated correctly or accuaretly into English.
Here it is http://electronif.com/cassette-players-and-recorders/: --- With a water-resistant and tough sports serial plan, this corporal stereoscopic picture is especially made as being out-of-door sport, according to no-good gaskets, bushings, and water-resistant seals that facilitate stay fresh come out irrigate, wet, and ungraded. Sony's MDR (Micro Dynamic Receiver) typewrite headphones ar water-resistant, and bring home the bacon a broad dynamical run and first-class go. A belted ammunition cut short allows this building block to be clipped onto a belt ammunition, leaving your custody loose against other activities. Sony Corporation is vain to innovate its WM-FS593 - Sports Walkman digital tuning AM/FM stereoscopic photograph cassette participant. Water resistant and tough Sports Series plan is especially made by reason of outside play in company with no-good gaskets, bushings, and irrigate resistant seals that facilitate stay fresh come out irrigate, wet and ungraded. Feather-Touch Controls ar tender and logic-control LED in opposition to real immobile, really leisurely performance. Digital synthesized AM/FM stereoscopic picture piano tuner on the button locks in the to the highest degree forcible signaling for the sake of exact, drift-free response. Large Digital LCD Display by the agency of Back Light indicates radiocommunication post frequence, time, predetermined position, and cassette performance, and is leisurely to say regular in the glum. Control Pad is a single plan that allows concerning unitary thumb verify of loudness and place presets. Adjustable Action Grip makes it easier to bear the building block spell in litigate for the time of jogging, walking, or other activities. Mega Bass go scheme in contrast with "Groove Sound" place produces deeper, richer deep tones during the term of more than gratifying boilers suit go, in the opinion of a specific place on the side of modern-day euphony that substantially doubles the deep rejoinder compared to veritable Mega Bass. Auto Reverse Stereo Cassette Playback provides unbroken playback of the pair cassette sides. Battery unwavering Indicator on LCD displays a of the sight vision denotation of stamp battery force remaining. Anti-Rolling Mechanism maintains horse barn tapeline velocity to maximise go character patch building block is in question whenever walking or for the period of habituate in other activities. Automatic shut-off in playback musical mode helps poke out stamp battery lifetime and helps foreclose mechanically skillful endure by turn turned building block at terminate of tapeline. Automatic Volume Limiter System (AVLS) automatically adjusts euphony passages that variegate widely, according to improved listener console and open go. Belt Clip allows Sports Walkman to curtail onto belt ammunition, leaving custody loose notwithstanding other activities. Compact Design offers high-pitched public presentation piece noneffervescent existence easygoing to take and traction. --- They are right about the "no-good gaskets" as mine were "no-good" In the cassette door, the rubber band like gasket had came loose. I could not fit it back in, and since I was not going to play a tape in it (at least not outdoors in a monsoon) I had to cut it. Thus it's "no-good." The controls are very funky on it, as it has like a joystick to control it. I think that this one was $120 new. Check out http://www.engrish.com/ 73, Dave Hascall Indianapolis IN _______________________________________________ IRCA mailing list IRCA@hard-core-dx.com http://montreal.kotalampi.com/mailman/listinfo/irca Opinions expressed in messages on this mailing list are those of the original contributors and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the IRCA, its editors, publishing staff, or officers For more information: http://www.ircaonline.org To Post a message: irca@hard-core-dx.com