Seorang pemandu yang mempunyai boss orang putih dari Amerika sedang memandu sambil bersembang dengan bossnya...
Driver: "Easy, easy come to my house.. If you come.. I cut chicken village for you" (Senang-senang datanglah ke rumah saya, kalau awak datang saya sembeleh ayam kampung utk awak). Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dengan boss nya... Driver: "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again." (Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayar tak ada bunganya lagi) Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya, sambil berkata... Driver: "Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he is stupid don't play! Let he taste." (Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... biar dia rasa) Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya: Boss: "Why didn't you come to work yesterday?" Driver: "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind." (maaf boss, badan saya tak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin) Ceria-ceria selalu... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ImpianaSoft myName® -- The Easiest and Most Powerful Software for Exploring MUSLIM BABY NAMES -- Library and search engine for exploring and creating MUSLIM BABY NAMES and any related information. Get Free Download for Trial Version here: http://www.21stcenturymuslim.com/myname ____________________________________________________________________________________ Want to start your own business? Learn how on Yahoo! Small Business. http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/r-index ///// JIMedia: Memurnikan Tanggapan Umum Melalui Penyebaran Ilmu dan Maklumat ////////////////////////////////// Nota: Kandungan mel ini tidak menggambarkan pendirian rasmi Pertubuhan Jamaah Islah Malaysia (JIM) melainkan yang dinyatakan sedemikian. Berminat menjadi ahli JIM? Sila isi borang keahlian "online" di: http://www.jim.org.my/, dari seksyen "BORANG Online". Langganan : Hantar E-mail kosong ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsub : Hantar E-mail kosong ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/islah-net/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/islah-net/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
