Press release
NR. 45-886-NAG
from the desk of
the Press-Secretary
of the White-house
Washing-Tongue
U.S and A
As per date ,
all Arab and/or Muslim Journalists/Reporters
and Correspondants
attending to any
Press-Conference
must enter bear-footed.
(provided they use the right amount
of foot-deodorants !!!
prior to the conferences)
N.B.
Venezuelan-Reporters may keep their shoes but must abide by
the deodorant-regulations.
Salomon-David Footnote
Press-secretary-White-House
Washing-Tongue
