Press release NR. 45-886-NAG from the desk of the Press-Secretary of the White-house Washing-Tongue U.S and A As per date , all Arab and/or Muslim Journalists/Reporters and Correspondants attending to any Press-Conference must enter bear-footed. (provided they use the right amount of foot-deodorants !!! prior to the conferences) N.B. Venezuelan-Reporters may keep their shoes but must abide by the deodorant-regulations. Salomon-David Footnote Press-secretary-White-House Washing-Tongue