Setting: WWF (Weather World Federation) Heavyweight Title Bout at the Arena... Fireworks explode as AC/DC's "Thunder Struck" plays in the background and the zealous crowd on their feet fill the arena with the synchronized victory chant..."Weather World...Weather World...Weather World" (Announcer interviews the Champ) Announcer: Well, quite a show you put on here Weather World, and who knew you had so much to offer...fantastic weather information, great weather pictures, an archive of your previous issues, and now after toppling the weak and puny old version of weather world, you are undoubtedly, the most electrifying figure in educational weather web sites today. Tell us, are you surprised by your upset victory tonight? (Weather World quickly grabs the microphone from the announcer and with head held high, glares over the fervor that is a sea of adoring and ecstatic fans) Weather World: Surprised? (he says angrily) (Announcer takes a step backwards) Weather World: Let me tell you something, let me tell all of the doubters out there something...it has taken me months of preparation, years of education, and hours upon hours of dedication to crush your previous thoughts about weather world and build myself up into what you see now, the New Weather World...the new champion. Thanks to the Weather World fans (crowd noise intensifies)...I will always be the champion. (Weather World throws microphone down, raises his arms in victory, and the crowd's raucous celebration shakes the rafters as the excitement cannot be contained) Announcer: And there you have it folks, with his signature finishing move, the "Vort Max", the New Weather World defeated the old version of weather world. Like the Phoenix, Weather World rises renewed....won't you join the educational bliss? Weather World version 2.0 http://www.speedsite.com/~temps ************************************************** David Manning says... Innovative, Creative, Easy To Use and Easy To Learn. Come see what everyone is talking about... http://www.speedsite.com/~temps *************************************************** If you wish to be removed from the Weather World email list, drop me a line. ===== KFXB-TV Dubuque, IA __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ -- This is the ISTA-talk mailing list. To unsubscribe: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For more information: <http://www.ista-il.org/ista-talk.asp> To search the archives: <http://www.mail-archive.com/ista-talk@lists.csi.cps.k12.il.us/>
