On Feb 2, 4:21 pm, Casper Bang <casper.b...@gmail.com> wrote:
> More evidence of 
> dictatorship:http://www.techcrunch.com/2010/02/02/apple-stanza-usb/?utm_source=fee...)

The motto of my favorite sitcom "Seinfeld" was "No hugging, no
learning".  Now this ain't "Seinfeld", so I want to virtually hug all
the discussion participants and share what I've learned here.

- You can install apps freely on most phones, but not on the iPhone.

- The iPhone is a dictatorship.  Some developers complain loudly, but
users still don't care how sausages/laws/iPhone apps are made and
continue to buy sausages/elect politicans/download iPhone apps in
droves.

<sarcasm>

- I like iTunes so I must have "odd reasons".  Who needs an app where
you can buy, organize, search and sync all your media?  Real men copy
files by hand.

- With 16.4% global smartphone market share in Q4/2009 (third place:
Nokia 39.2%, RIM 20.2%), the iPhone is the "incumbent with a near
monopoly".  Take this, Bill Gates - Microsoft didn't have desktop OS
monopoly with 90% market share (at least you said it didn't, and who
are we to not believe you?!).

- I want to use the iPhone "for any content I already own AND for
flash video", but Apple stops me from "doing what I want with hardware
and content that I have purchased and should be able to use freely".
Look, my Blackberry can play any content I've ever purchased, why
can't my stupid iPhone?  And doing with your hardware what you want?
Strongly encouraged by mobile phone vendors and mobile operators!

- The iPhone locks you in with "apps, music" etc., and when you "have
$3K of content tied to their platform" you realize that you can check
out but never leave.  iPhone apps don't run on Android?  The outrage!
Why doesn't Apple pay me back for all my apps  when I switch to
another phone?  And surely Apple must be the one and only company with
DRM content!

- The worst: The iPhone really is an evil scheme of Steve Jobs and the
Chinese government to dispose of the Chinese opposition!  You know,
when they use their Dala Lama app on the iPhone, the Apple servers
will detect them and trigger the kill switch and wipe out the phone,
the dissident or the entire block, depending on how much battery life
is left.  It's been staring us in the face all the time - "Designed by
Apple in California. Assembled in China" is printed on every iPhone!
Where is Robert Langdon when you really need him?

But there's still hope that the masses will come to their senses and
eschew Apple's iron fist for products from such fine companies as
Nokia, Google, or Microsoft.  Ok, Nokia has been building mobile
phones since 1987, but one of these days they're sure going to build
something as good as the iPhone.  Yes, Google already knows more about
you than your wife, but would you rather have the Government know and
send the black helicopters after you?  And Microsoft is a convicted
monopolist and would like to know even more about you than Google, but
putting the start menu in Windows Mobile was pure genius after all.
Remember: Freedom has a price!

So join the resistance and abandon Apple!

</sarcasm>

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