Is this meant to be a parody?

On Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 3:31 PM, John Smith <[email protected]> wrote:

> *Hi*
>
> *Hope you are doing well.*
>
>  We have an urgent requirement for the below positions. Please go through
> the job description and send me some matching resumes along with contact
> details ASAP. Email:- [email protected]
>
> *Job Title : .Net Developer*
>
> *Rate : **DOE*
>
> *Location : **Ann Arbor,MI*
>
> *Duration : **6+ months*
>
> *Interview: **Telephonic followed by F2F*
>
> *Requirements :*
>
>
> *GENERAL RESPONSIBILITIES*
>
>
> *• Works with team to re-engineer the existing global in store technology
> applications using .Net, WPF, *
>
>
> *HTML5, and Java. Responsible for segments or phases of broader and more
> complex aspects of projects *
>
>
> *with a global focus on development.*
>
>
> *• Analyzes the functional requirements and designs and implement them
> into software modules, clarify scope *
>
>
> *and breadth of work tasks with business analysts and product managers. *
>
>
> *• Follows industry standards, patterns and best practices for .Net
> development techniques in implementing *
>
>
> *business rules*
>
>
> *• Understands and is able to identify and implement reusable code in an
> object oriented fashion*
>
>
> *• Assists the lead developers in producing the relevant artifacts for the
> project*
>
>
> *• Assists team lead in building, deploying and releasing application
> builds*
>
>
> *• Keeps in touch with the latest .Net technology and continues to develop
> his/her technical skills.*
>
>
> *• Reviews code and perform an adequate level of unit, functional and
> integrated testing to ensure quality *
>
>
> *standards are attained.*
>
>
> *• Collaborates with the project team and is willing to be flexible to
> achieve team goals.*
>
>
> *• Participates in project planning, estimation, standup and status
> meetings as appropriate*
>
>
> *• Ownership mentality while maintaining a team focus*
>
>
> *• Maintain the release management cycle as well as the software
> development environments*
>
>
> *• Identifies product or process related development issues and provides
> constructive feedback to the Manager *
>
>
> *of Development as well as the Technical Delivery Manager*
>
>
> *• Learns and employs knowledge of the business segment targeted by the
> software application. *
>
>
> *• Work with client’s Pulse support personnel to ensure they have a clear
> understanding of existing or *
>
>
> *upcoming functionality, prior to it being deployed/rolled-out*
>
>
> *• Develop and test client’s Pulse packages and quickfixes for client’s
> Pulse application maintenance*
>
>
> *• Assist support personal with hands on investigation and drive solutions
> for domestic installations of the *
>
>
> *client’s Pulse software*
>
>
> *• Assist the International Operations team with questions, issues and
> possible bugs for international *
>
>
> *installations of client’s Pulse software*
>
>
> *QUALIFICATIONS*
>
>
> *• Bachelor’s degree in computer science, math, computer engineering or
> equivalent experience*
>
>
> *• 5+ years of experience developing using .Net technologies*
>
>
> *• 5+ years of experience with Microsoft SQL Server/IBM DB2 development *
>
>
> *• Solid foundation in computer science, with competencies in data
> structures, algorithms and software *
>
>
> *design.*
>
>
> *• Software development and testing experience using .Net, C#, ASP, Visual
> Basic, VB Scripting*
>
>
> *• Understanding of REST, SOAP and JSON*
>
>
> *• Working knowledge of such platforms as Windows, UNIX, and Linux.*
>
>
> *• Analyze and recommend solutions to programming issues, defects and bugs
> as assigned or encountered. *
>
>
> *• Translate the detail design to perform programming tasks to complete
> the project as required with some *
>
>
> *supervision. *
>
>
> *• Proficient at using code profiling and debugging tools*
>
>
> *• Understanding of different phases of software development life cycle*
>
>
> *• Schedule, organize and complete work in accordance with deadlines. *
>
>
> *• Passion for learning new or evolving technologies. *
>
>
> *• Strong conceptual thinking*
>
>
> *• Excellent written and verbal communications skills*
>
>
> *• Ability to work independently as well as in a team environment.*
>
>
> *• Check work for acceptability and conformance with standards. *
>
>
> *• Able to effectively interact with business customers to understand and
> derive business needs*
>
>
> *• Experience with large systems software design and development, with
> knowledge of UNIX/Linux.*
>
>
> *PREFERRED*
>
>
> *• International software development experience (multi-lingual,
> multi-currency, geographic and locale *
>
>
> *awareness)*
>
>
> *• Development experience in C, C++ or Java.*
>
>
> *• Skills in AJAX, Python or JavaScript, database design, SQL and/or
> knowledge of TCP/IP and network *
>
>
> *programming.*
>
>
> *• Experience in using Eclipse for IDE*
>
>
> *• Experience with unit testing*
>
> --
> ​
> Thanks and Regards,
> Subhash C S
> Technical Recruiter
> Bigcode LLC
> 1 Farr View Dr Cranbury, NJ 08512 USA
> Tel: 609 578 3215
> Fax: 503-905-8470
> Email: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> www.bigcode.us
>
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