Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:36:04 +0800
Guys,
No offence to anyone....but very funny!!!!!
Does Your Company have the Right Person in the Right Chair ?
Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right
chair? If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open
window.
Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them
alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:
1) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
- PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
2) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
- PUT THEM IN THE ENGINEERING
3) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
- PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
4) If they are throwing the bricks at each other
- PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
5) If they are sleeping
- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
iklan..
Ikhlas Perdana PA
Manfaat
Pelan 1
Diri sendiri
Pelan 2
Diri dan Pasangan
Pelan 3
Keluarga
Kematian disebabkan kemalangan (Hilang upaya kekal dan menyeluruh)
Perbelanjaan pengkebumian
Faedah harian hospital (hingga 30 hari & tidak termasuk hari pertama)
RM 20,000
RM 500
RM 50
RM 30,000;
Pasangan RM 10,000
RM 500
Pasangan RM 500
RM 50
Pasangan RM 20
RM 30,000
Pasangan RM 10,000
Anak RM 2,000
RM 500
Pasangan RM 500
Anak RM 300 (setiap seorang)
RM 50
Pasangan RM 20
Anak RM 10 (setiap seorang)
Bayaran setahun
RM 30
RM 60
RM 63*
*Tambahan RM15 untuk Isteri kedua serta berikutnya dan RM 3 untuk setiap
anak, sumbangan di atas sebelum dikenakan duti setem sebanyak RM10.
6) If they have broken the bricks into pieces
- PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
7) If they are staring out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT
8) If they are sitting idle
- PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
9) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
10) If they are clinging onto the bricks
- PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
11) If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
moved
- PUT THEM IN SALES.
12) If they have already left for the day
- PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
AND last but not least....
13) If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT
"Ya Allah, selamatkanlah umat Islam yg sedang sengsara di Lubnan,
Palestin, Afghanistan, Iraq, Chechnya serta diseluruh pelosok dunia akibat dari
angkara mungkar dan kekejaman musuh-musuh Mu. Peliharakanlah mereka,
lindungilah mereka, kasihanilah mereka dan berikanlah rahmatMu ke atas mereka.
Amin, ya Rabbal A'lamin."
JUNHAIRI BIN ABD JALIL
PERUNDING TAKAFUL IKHLAS
019-3635331
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