A man walks into a restaurant and asks to see a menu. The waiter says, "No need, Sir, we can get you anything you want." So the man says sarcastically, mocking the waiter, "Very well, then I'd like a gorilla sandwich, please!" The waiter replies, "I'm sorry, Sir, but I cannot get you that." The man laughs and says, "I thought you could get me anything?!" Says the waiter,"I'm sorry, we've run out of bread!"
