The way I heard it, it was the "ugly, whingeing, sheep r***ing, Aussie bastards I'm putting next to them". This kind of talk could cause a Trans-Tasman scuffle, what with the large NZ contingent descending on Surfers in October......... we know where you live (ok, work) Bisson! Incidentally I've heard a rumour that Ocker was in fact born in NZ, of course I'm hoping it's a vicious lie, can anyone help with this one? GB 73 JH Red born on the "right" side of the Tasman & proud of it -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Ian Bisson Sent: Monday, 9 July 2001 5:39 p.m. To: Jensen Cars (E-mail) Subject: Off topic: late humour-something for our neighbours, Ocker et al >> > Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six >>days. >> > Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh >>day. >> > He >> > inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of >> > satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look >> > Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and >> > said, >> > What is it?" "It's a planet,- replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. >>I'm >> > going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance". >> > Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to >> > different parts of Earth. For example, Northern Europe will be a place >> > of >> > great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; >> > the >> > Middle East over there will be a hot spot. "Over there I've placed a >> > continent of white people and over there is a continent of black >>people" >> > God >> > continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call >>this >> > place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while >> > South >> > America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the >> > middle is Central America which is a hot spot. Can you see the >>balance?" >> > "Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a >> > large >> > land mass and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah" said God. "That's >> > Australia, >> > the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, >> > rainforests, rivers, stream and an exquisite coast line. The people are >> > good >> > looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found >> > travelling >> > the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and >> > high-achieving, >> > and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers >>of >> > peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable cricket >> > players >> > who will be admired and feared by all who come across them". Michael >> > gasped >> > in wonder and admiration but then "You said there will be BALANCE!" >> > God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the ugly, whingeing, sheep >> > r***ing, >> > Kiwi bastards I'm putting next to them". > _______________________________________________________________________ Courtesy the Jensen-cars mailing list. Subscribe and unsubscribe info at: <http://www.british-steel.org/faq/jensen-cars.html>. _______________________________________________________________________ Courtesy the Jensen-cars mailing list. Subscribe and unsubscribe info at: <http://www.british-steel.org/faq/jensen-cars.html>.
