I'd rather be played my Dennis Miller. I see where this script will have more dog ears then a koren buffet. MPI ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 09, 2002 2:59 PM Subject: Re: Off topic; Not Jensen or interceptor. Ocker and Maura
> Dear Del, > Great idea. I think we may be on to something. I see it now; scantily > clad women working on problems restoring a jensen or keeping one running. We > could give real life jensen problems and have them resolved by the gorgeous > women and then have Ocker as the "color" for the show. > Hmm, let's see, Pamela Anderson as Maura, a page three girl as Amanda, > Ocker as himself, Arnold Schwarzeneger as Del, the intrepid customs agent > trying to stop the import of grey market Jensen parts, Andrew Dice Clay as > Mr. Politically incorrect. Richard Gere as the suave, jensen owning, southern > California attorney. > First episode takes place when Del arrives at the annual Jensen > convention at Lake Tahoe (location is everything) trying to stop Ocker who is > hiding chesse and other things in his shorts. Del hires Maura and Amanda to > ferret out the truth about Ocker but instead Amanda falls for Ocker and > agrees to help with his nefarious plot. Del and Maura fall for each other > when Del's Jensen just happens to have an electrical problem on a scenic > overlook around the lake. After the romantic interlude they spend the > remainder of the show trying to sort out the problems with Lucas electrics. > ....As night falls, they are still in the dark together on that overlook. > Del, of course being a jensen owner, is well prepared with food, wine, > blankets, that sort of thing. > Meanwhile, the Jensen owning Southern California Attorney hits his head > when he falls water skiing and ends up at the bottom of the lake leaving Mr. > Politically Incorrect with a complete stand up routine of attorney jokes a nd > two more Jensens. > Following episodes could take place in Autralia, Canada, North Carolina, > Virginia, England, Scotland, the Netherlands and Nunovit. The options are > endless. > I'm calling the networks today. If not them, maybe speedvision. > Randy, > > _______________________________________________________________________ > Courtesy the Jensen-cars mailing list. Subscribe and unsubscribe > info at: <http://www.british-steel.org/faq/jensen-cars.html>. > _______________________________________________________________________ Courtesy the Jensen-cars mailing list. Subscribe and unsubscribe info at: <http://www.british-steel.org/faq/jensen-cars.html>.
