A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an
oxygen
mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears
to sponge
his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles
black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here
to wash your
face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a
little
distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was
undaunted. She
whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama
trousers,
moved his penis out of the way, had a right! good look,
pulled up
the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing
wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked
again,
"Are my test results back???"
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