Three Words
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter
how
kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
a $20 bi! ll from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with
her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully
said...
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"Clean my house."
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