If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows : * ** JEE** **- Jehadic Entrance Examination ** IIT** - Islamic Institute of Terrorism ** IIM** - Institute of Infiltration Management ** CAT** - Career in Alqaida & Taliban ** IAS** - Iraq after Saddam ** M T Tech** **- Masters in Terror Technology ** GATE** - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism ** TOEFL** - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages ** GRE** - Graduate in Relocation Extremism ** MBBS** - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
MBA - Master of Bombing Administration* - V.K.Vatsa
