These are the sorts of job posts that just make me look forward to
switching to a different career... "kegerator"& "beer pong"?
I should want to hang out with you outside of work and watch you
drink until you puke while listening to loud rock& roll music?
(From the tone of the below it seems like you may be doing this
during the workday!)
Clearly nobody in this awesome company has yet seen their 25th
birthday...
On 4/11/2011 3:47 PM, Nik Bonaddio wrote:
I'm not a recruiter. Recruiters are lame and have no idea what
they're doing. I know exactly what I'm looking for, so I'm
posting here.
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Let's start with the boring stuff up front: We're a small,
agile, well-trafficked startup in the sports analytics space.
We've been covered by TechCrunch, we've been written up in
Sports Illustrated, and now we're going to revolutionize the
way
users consume and engage with sports content. Our founders are
ballers, our advisors are even more ballerous, and just wait
until you see our product..
If you're someone who loves sports and also loves building
products, then we're your company. Even if you're not a huge
sports fan, feel free to reach out to us - we're more
interested
in someone who knows how to get stuff done. If you're wondering
what kind of people we're like socially, we have a kegerator in
our office and our most played artist on iTunes is Animal
Collective. You should be able to get our jokes and we
should be
able to want to hang out with you outside of work.
Our stack is built on PHP and MySQL, but we're considering
moving to Couch or Mongo. What do you suggest? We'd love to
know. We have a world-class designer and front-end developer on
board, we need to find someone who is comfortable on the PHP
backend, taking things from the browser-level all the way down
to the DB. We're not looking for someone who is merely good;
we're looking for great - '85 Bears great. Lemieux in the 91-92
playoffs great. Lemonade and BBQ on a Summer afternoon great.
Skillsets:
o Excellent PHP skills (should be comfortable building out an
application scalable to 100,000 daily uniques)
o Knowledgeable of system-wide architecture (setting up
version control, release engineering structs, etc.)
o Comfortable working in a fast-paced startup setting
o Familiarity with beer pong and general precepts of social
skill
Nice to have:
o Familiarity with HTML/CSS/jQuery (not totally necessary as
we already have a world-class designer and front-end)
o Sports fan (big, big plus - let us know what your favorite
team is)
What we're not:
o Some huge, boring company where you'll have meetings about
meetings
o A company that works in a space that you could care less
about
o A startup that values founder's valuations over the future
gains of the employees
o A company founded by a bunch of suits who can't code Hello
World in BASIC
Even though we're a startup, this is a salary position. We'll
shell out for the right employee. There is also a TON of equity
involved; you're the third employee and huge part of our future
success - we'll take care of you. You should ideally be in NYC,
but that won't stop us from moving forward with the right
person.
To apply, just send us a resume (please send
[email protected])
and we'll go from there.
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