----- Original Message ----- From: "Anna Hristova" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "kostoff (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "wqw (E-mail 2)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: 7 August 2000 12:55 Subject: FW: The Evolution of a programmer > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Nikola Toshev [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, July 31, 2000 7:37 PM > To: employees > Subject: The Evolution of a programmer > > > Ako ne haresvate computer-related humor, press Shift-Del immediately :-) > > Nik > > > > > The Evolution of a programmer > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > School > > > > > > > > > 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" > > > 20 END > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > First year in College > > > > > > program Hello(input, output) > > > begin > > > writeln('Hello World') > > > end. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Senior year in College > > > > > > (defun hello > > > (print > > > (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > New professional > > > > > > #include <stdio.h> > > > void main(void) > > > { > > > char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; > > > int i; > > > > > > for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) > > > printf("%s", message[i]); > > > printf("\n"); > > > } > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Seasoned professional > > > > > > #include <iostream.h> > > > #include <string.h> > > > > > > class string > > > { > > > private: > > > int size; > > > char *ptr; > > > > > > public: > > > string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {} > > > > > > string(const string &s) : size(s.size) > > > { > > > ptr = new char[size + 1]; > > > strcpy(ptr, s.ptr); > > > } > > > > > > ~string() > > > { > > > delete [] ptr; > > > } > > > > > > friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const > > > string &); > > > string &operator=(const char *); > > > }; > > > > > > ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s) > > > { > > > return(stream << s.ptr); > > > } > > > > > > string &string::operator=(const char *chrs) > > > { > > > if (this != &chrs) > > > { > > > delete [] ptr; > > > size = strlen(chrs); > > > ptr = new char[size + 1]; > > > strcpy(ptr, chrs); > > > } > > > return(*this); > > > } > > > > > > int main() > > > { > > > string str; > > > > > > str = "Hello World"; > > > cout << str << endl; > > > > > > return(0); > > > } > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Master Programmer > > > > > > [ > > > uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820) > > > ] > > > library LHello > > > { > > > // bring in the master library > > > importlib("actimp.tlb"); > > > importlib("actexp.tlb"); > > > > > > // bring in my interfaces > > > #include "pshlo.idl" > > > > > > [ > > > uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820) > > > ] > > > cotype THello > > > { > > > interface IHello; > > > interface IPersistFile; > > > }; > > > }; > > > > > > [ > > > exe, > > > uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820) > > > ] > > > module CHelloLib > > > { > > > > > > // some code related header files > > > importheader(<windows.h>); > > > importheader(<ole2.h>); > > > importheader(<except.hxx>); > > > importheader("pshlo.h"); > > > importheader("shlo.hxx"); > > > importheader("mycls.hxx"); > > > > > > // needed typelibs > > > importlib("actimp.tlb"); > > > importlib("actexp.tlb"); > > > importlib("thlo.tlb"); > > > > > > [ > > > uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820), > > > aggregatable > > > ] > > > coclass CHello > > > { > > > cotype THello; > > > }; > > > }; > > > > > > #include "ipfix.hxx" > > > > > > extern HANDLE hEvent; > > > > > > class CHello : public CHelloBase > > > { > > > public: > > > IPFIX(CLSID_CHello); > > > > > > CHello(IUnknown *pUnk); > > > ~CHello(); > > > > > > HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString); > > > > > > private: > > > static int cObjRef; > > > }; > > > > > > #include <windows.h> > > > #include <ole2.h> > > > #include <stdio.h> > > > #include <stdlib.h> > > > #include "thlo.h" > > > #include "pshlo.h" > > > #include "shlo.hxx" > > > #include "mycls.hxx" > > > > > > int CHello::cObjRef = 0; > > > > > > CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk) > > > { > > > cObjRef++; > > > return; > > > } > > > > > > HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString) > > > { > > > printf("%ws\n", pwszString); > > > return(ResultFromScode(S_OK)); > > > } > > > > > > CHello::~CHello(void) > > > { > > > > > > // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server > > > cObjRef--; > > > if( cObjRef == 0 ) > > > PulseEvent(hEvent); > > > > > > return; > > > } > > > > > > #include <windows.h> > > > #include <ole2.h> > > > #include "pshlo.h" > > > #include "shlo.hxx" > > > #include "mycls.hxx" > > > > > > HANDLE hEvent; > > > > > > int _cdecl main( > > > int argc, > > > char * argv[] > > > ) { > > > ULONG ulRef; > > > DWORD dwRegistration; > > > CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF(); > > > > > > hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL); > > > > > > // Initialize the OLE libraries > > > CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED); > > > > > > CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, > > > CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER, > > > REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration); > > > > > > // wait on an event to stop > > > WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE); > > > > > > // revoke and release the class object > > > CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration); > > > ulRef = pCF->Release(); > > > > > > // Tell OLE we are going away. > > > CoUninitialize(); > > > > > > return(0); > > > } > > > > > > extern CLSID CLSID_CHello; > > > extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib; > > > > > > CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* > > > 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 > > > */ > > > 0x2573F891, > > > 0xCFEE, > > > 0x101A, > > > { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 } > > > }; > > > > > > UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* > > > 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */ > > > 0x2573F890, > > > 0xCFEE, > > > 0x101A, > > > { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 } > > > }; > > > > > > #include <windows.h> > > > #include <ole2.h> > > > #include <stdlib.h> > > > #include <string.h> > > > #include <stdio.h> > > > #include "pshlo.h" > > > #include "shlo.hxx" > > > #include "clsid.h" > > > > > > int _cdecl main( > > > int argc, > > > char * argv[] > > > ) { > > > HRESULT hRslt; > > > IHello *pHello; > > > ULONG ulCnt; > > > IMoniker * pmk; > > > WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH]; > > > WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH]; > > > > > > // get object path > > > wcsPath[0] = '\0'; > > > wcsT[0] = '\0'; > > > if( argc > 1) { > > > mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1); > > > wcsupr(wcsPath); > > > } > > > else { > > > fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n"); > > > return(1); > > > } > > > > > > // get print string > > > if(argc > 2) > > > mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1); > > > else > > > wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World"); > > > > > > printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath); > > > printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT); > > > > > > // Initialize the OLE libraries > > > hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED); > > > > > > if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) { > > > > > > hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk); > > > if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) > > > hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void > > > **)&pHello); > > > > > > if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) { > > > > > > // print a string out > > > pHello->PrintSz(wcsT); > > > > > > Sleep(2000); > > > ulCnt = pHello->Release(); > > > } > > > else > > > printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt); > > > > > > // Tell OLE we are going away. > > > CoUninitialize(); > > > } > > > > > > return(0); > > > } > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Apprentice Hacker > > > > > > #!/usr/local/bin/perl > > > $msg="Hello, world.\n"; > > > if ($#ARGV >= 0) { > > > while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { > > > $outfilename = $arg; > > > open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die > > > "Can't write $arg: > > > $!\n"; > > > print (FILE $msg); > > > close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; > > > } > > > } else { > > > print ($msg); > > > } > > > 1; > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Experienced Hacker > > > > > > #include <stdio.h> > > > #define S "Hello, World\n" > > > main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);} > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Seasoned Hacker > > > > > > % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c > > > % a.out > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Guru Hacker > > > > > > % cat > > > Hello, world. > > > ^D > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > New Manager > > > > > > 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" > > > 20 END > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Middle Manager > > > > > > mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12 > > > Bob, could you please write me a program that > > > prints "Hello, world."? > > > I need it by tomorrow. > > > ^D > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Senior Manager > > > > > > % zmail jim > > > I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > Chief Executive > > > > > > % letter > > > letter: Command not found. > > > % mail > > > To: ^X ^F ^C > > > % help mail > > > help: Command not found. > > > % damn! > > > !: Event unrecognized > > > % logout > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
