A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." They're all without their boyfriends and husbands, so they decide to go in. They are greeted by an attractive man, who explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. On each floor a sign says what you'll find on that floor. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there." They go up and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue. They reach the third floor and the sign reads "All the men here are tall and plain." Although this is better, knowing there are still two floors left, they go on. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get excited and start to go in when they remember that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There, they find a sign that reads "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=