| New York - At the MacWorld Expo today, Steve
Jobs, CEO of Apple, unveiled the new dMac and vMac to satisfy the needs of
Mac "lovers" everywhere.
"Yet again, Apple is breaking new ground in personal computer design,"
said Jobs, "For so long people have come up to me and said, 'Steve, when
are you going to  make a Mac that I can have sex with.' That time
is now." In addition to the dMac and vMac, Jobs also announced
that Apple will be releasing the biMac.
The vMac, based on female anatomy, comes with "iHole" technology
while the dMac (pictured) comes equipped with "iPole" technology.
The biMac, also known as the "Pole and Hole" by Apple engineers, combines
both technologies.
"We really focussed on ergonomics when designing these systems.
With the 17 degree tilt of the computers, these should be comfortable for
users of all shapes and sizes," said Apple engineer Marian Cho. "We
also realized that users may be uncomfortable having their private parts
near such high voltages, so safety was also a top priority."
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