> > << We all know those cute little computer symbols called > > > > >> "emoticons",where > > > > >> :) means a smile and > > > > >> :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by > > > > >> :-) and > > > > >> :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"? > > > > >> > > > > >> Here goes: > > > > >> > > > > >> (_!_) a regular ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (__!__) a fat ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (!) a tight ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_*_) a sore ass > > > > >> > > > > >> {_!_} a swishy ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_o_) an ass that's been around > > > > >> > > > > >> (_x_) kiss my ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_X_) leave my ass alone > > > > >> > > > > >> (_zzz_) a tired ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_o^^o_) a wise ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass > > > > >> > > > > >> (_?_) Dumb Ass > > > > >> > > > > >> . .oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo.. > > > > >> o*" "*o.o*" "*o. > > > > >> .o" 'o" "o > > > > >> o o *o > > > > >> .o o 'o > > > > >> o o o. > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o \o/ o > > > > >> o --0-- o > > > > >> o. /o\ o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o oo > > > > >> oo o oo > > > > >> oo. oo oo > > > > >> ooo. .oo. ooo > > > > >> o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o > > > > >> o. """""" oo """"" o > > > > >> o oo o' > > > > >> o oo o > > > > >> o o o* > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> o o o > > > > >> ************************************************************ * Vladimir Popov - Software Engineer * * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. * * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. * * tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: (+359 2) 9819058 * * email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * * http://www.sirma.bg * ************************************************************ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=