Re: [JOKES] Attention C programmers !

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----- Original Message ----- From: Paul Drake <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2000 09:50 Subject: feeling creative? sqlerr haikus > I'm sure that its been done before, but I was thinking about humoring our > testing environment with sql error haikus. > > > ORA-00000: normal successful completion > can you believe it? > nettest has been successful > this mac really works > > > ORA-00001: invalid cursor > query requested > oracle on hold too long > up connect timeout > > > ORA-00904: invalid column name > the column you seek > in this schema exists not > library too new > > > ORA-01034 Oracle not available. > > the database is > within itself currently > a patch, cold back up? > > > ORA-01403: no data found > > cursor still wanting > more error handling needed > rows left to fetch none