----- Original Message ----- From: "Teodora" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, November 17, 2000 9:06 PM Subject: FW: FW: The Essential Guide to Women's English > Pyrvija Zhensko-Myzhki rechnik. Za vsichki, koito govorjat na razlichni > ezici, kogato si obshtuvat s po-nekosmatata i nezhna polovina ot > chovechestvoto. (tova shte reche za 100% ot myzhete). Estestveno rechnikyt > e pisan ot bezkrajno seksistki myzhe, koito (za da mogat dyshterite vi da > spjat noshtem), shte bydat osmyrteni kato chechenec pred kamera. Predvid > konstatiranija interes i ot dvata pola skoro na pazara shte sa pojavi i > Myzhko-Zhenski takyv. > Predvid che se pojavjava leko neudobstvo v prakticheskoto polzvane na > rechnika v tozi mu vid (syhranjavan v elektronna forma) (prosto ne e syvsem > udobno da si nosish domashnoto PC na sreshta s zhena, pyk da ja zavedesh v > kyshti i da se lepnesh na PC-to e syvsem neprilichno), preporychvame > rechnika da se razpechata vyv format na pishtovi za izpit pri baba Ivanka, > i da se polzva tajno, pri krizisni momenti v myzhkata toaletna:) > > > >>>THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE TO WOMEN'S ENGLISH > >>> > >>>sh > >>> Yes = No > >>> > >>> No = Yes > >>> > >>> Maybe = No > >>> > >>> I'm sorry = You'll be sorry > >>> > >>> We need = I want > >>> > >>> It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now > >>> > >>> Do what you want = You'll pay for this later > >>> > >>> We need to talk = I need to complain > >>> > >>> Sure go ahead = I don't want you to > >>> > >>> I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron > >>> > >>> You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot > >>> > >>> This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house > >>> > >>> I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper > >>> > >>> I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep > >>> > >>> Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive > >>> > >>> How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to > >>>hate > >>> > >>> I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good > >>>game on > >>> > >>>TV > >>> > >>> You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me > >>> > >>> Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead] > >>> > >> > > > > _________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. > > Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at > http://profiles.msn.com. > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
