Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you
check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure,
Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could
the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he
could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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