-----Original Message----- From: Svetoslav Lozanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 9:38 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: JOKE: chinese detective I've been very quiet lately due to my never ending trips. Here's a little hi from me with this joke hoping to cheer you up a bit. Cheers :) A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE. -- Svetoslav Lozanov [a.k.a. Marvin] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo IM: lozanov; AOL IM: Lozanov; ICQ: 2513137 Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=