ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You
ask way too much.
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So
beautifully.
With searching comes loss.
The presence of
absence.
"June Sales.doc" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao
Until you bring fresh
toner.
Windows NT crashed.
The Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your
screams.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Having been erased,
The document you are seeking
Must now be
retyped.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has
occurred.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, March 09, 2001 17:07
Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2001
17:06:43 +0200
Haiku Error Messages :
Serious error.
All shortcuts have
disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.....
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and
reboot.
Order shall return.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth
is your ire.
The network is down.
You step in the stream,
But the water has
moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole
sky,
But we never will.
