18 Ways to turn a man down
HE. " can I buy you a drink? " SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money " > >> > > > HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!! > >> > > > HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! > >> > > > HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! > >> > > > HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! > >> > > > HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! > >> > > > HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! > >> > > > HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? > >> > > > HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? > >> > > > HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! > >> > > > Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. > >> > > > Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. > >> > > > Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. > >> > > > Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. > >> > > > Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. > >> > > > Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. > >> > > > Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate good humor! - IF ANY) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
