> > > Husband: (Returning late from work) " Good > evening dear..... I'm logged in." > > Wife: Have you brought the grocery? > > Husband: Bad command or filename. > > Wife: But I told you in then morning! > > Husband: Syntax Error. Abort? > > Wife: What about my new TV? > > Husband: Variable not found.... > > Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some > shopping. > > Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied. > > Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being > funny? > > Husband: Too many parameters.... > > Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. > > Husband: Data type mismatch. > > Wife: You are useless. > > Husband: It's by default. > > Wife: What about your Salary? > > Husband: File in use .... Try later. > > Wife: What is my value in the family? > > Husband :Unknown Virus. >
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