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A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the
following
exchange: Yes Officer? May I see your driver's licence? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for exceeding .05. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Officer. There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!? Driver: Yes mate. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. Police quickly surround the car and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your licence? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine officer. Here are the registration papers. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open the glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes sir, but there's no gun in it Sure enough, there was NOTHING in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding as well. |
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