Re: [JOKES] Joke

[Ivan Terziev]

Az si mislq za slednata mesechna shema:   01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01   Note: na 01-wo chislo ot meseca da poluchawame zaplata...:))   Rezerven variant:   W sluchai na zabawqne na zaplatite...:(( se izchakwa denq na plashtane=DenX i se prilaga slednata shema:   DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX DenX... za kolkoto dni ostawat...     Respect! Vozd ----- Original Message ----- From: Iliana Misheva To: JOKES Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 10:26 AM Subject: [JOKES] Joke NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.