Untitled Documentmim ----- Original Message ----- From: "Vladimir Rusev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "mim" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, June 21, 2002 10:58 AM Subject: [Fwd: ]
> > > > > Time to start singing..... > > > > YESTERDAY (for System Administrator) > > > > Yesterday, > > All those backups seemed a waste of pay > > Now my database has gone away > > Oh I believe in yesterday..... > > Suddenly, > > There's not half the files there used to be > > And there's a milestone hanging over me > > The system crashed so suddenly > > I pushed something wrong > > What it was I could not say > > Now all my data's gone and I long for > > yesterday-ay-ay-ay > > Yesterday, > > The need for back-ups seemed so far away > > I knew my data was all here to stay > > Now I believe in yesterday > > > > LET IT BE (for Programmer) > > > > When I find my code in tons of trouble > > Friends and colleagues come to me > > Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C > > As the deadline fast approaches > > And bugs are all that I can see > > Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C > > Write in C, Write in C > > Write in C, oh, Write in C > > LOGO's dead and buried > > Write in C > > I used to write a lot of FORTRAN > > For science it worked flawlessly > > Try using it for graphics! > > Write in C > > If you've just spent nearly 30 hours > > Debugging some assembly > > Soon you will be glad to Write in C > > Write in C, Write in C > > Write in C, yeah, Write in C > > BASIC's not the answer > > Write in C > > Write in C, Write in C > > Write in C, oh, Write in C > > Pascal won't quite cut it > > Write in C > > > > IMAGINE (for all PC user) > > > > Imagine there's no Windows > > It's easy if you try > > No fatal errors or new bugs > > To kill your hard drives > > Imagine Mr. Bill Gates > > Leaving us in peace! > > Imagine never ending hard disks > > It isn't hard to do > > Nothing to del or wipe off > > And no floppy too > > Imagine Mr. Bill Gates > > Sharing all his money > > You may say I'm a hacker > > But I'm not the only one > > I hope someday you'll join us > > And your games will fit in RAM > > Imagine 1-Giga RAM > > I wonder if you can > > No need for left-shifts or setups > > And no booting again and again > > Imagine all the systems > > Working all life-time! > > You may say I'm a hacker > > But I'm not the only one > > Maybe someday I'll be a cracker > > And then I'll make Windows run.. > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
