----- Original Message ----- From: "Kalina Bontcheva" > > This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul > vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and > clean up its talk but nothing works. > Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the > freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking > and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet. He opens the > freezer door. The parrot steps out and says, "I'm sorry that I > offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your > forgiveness. > The guy's astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about > to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "By the way, > may I ask - what did the chicken do?" > >
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