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> If your father is a poor man, it is your
fate but,
> if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. > ---------------------------------------------------- > > I was born intelligent > - education ruined me. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > A bus station is where a bus stops. > A train station is where a train stops. > On my desk, I have a work station.... > what more can I say.......... > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > If it's true that we are here to help others, > then, what exactly are the others here for? > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Since light travels faster than sound, > people appear bright until you hear them spea! k. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Money is not everything. > There's MasterCard & Visa. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > One should love animals. > They are so tasty. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Save water. > Shower with your girl friend. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Love thy neighbour. > But don't get caught. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Behind every successful man, there is a woman. > And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. > ! > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Every man should marry. > After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > the wise never marry. > and when they marry they become otherwise. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Success is a relative term. > It brings so many relatives. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Never put off the work till tomorrow > what you can put off today. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Love is photogenic > It needs darkness to develop. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > Children in backseats cause accidents > Accidents ! in backseats cause children > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > "Your future depends on your dreams" > So go to sleep > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > There should be a better way to start a day > than waking up every morning. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > "Hard work never killed anybody" > But why take the risk? > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > "Work fascinates me" > I can look at it for hours! > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > God made relatives; > Thank God we can choose our friends. > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > When two's company, > three's the res! ult! > |
