> > Old Favorite > > > > This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval > > ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland: > > > > Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a > > collision. > > > > Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to > > avoid a collision. > > > > Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees > > to the South to avoid a collision. > > > > Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, > > divert YOUR course. > > > > Canadians: Negative! I say again, you divert YOUR course. > > > > Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND > > LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET! WE ARE > > ACCOMPANIED > > BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS! I > > DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, > > THAT'S > > ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO > > ENSURE > > THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP! > > > > Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. > > > > > > >
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