> "If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq" > by John Robbins > [To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, > Clap Your > Hands", in case you can't figure it out] > > If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. > If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. > If the terrorists are frisky, > Pakistan is looking shifty, > North Korea is too risky, > Bomb Iraq. > > If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. > If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq. > So to hell with the inspections, > Let's look tough for the elections, > Close your mind and take directions, > Bomb Iraq. > > It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq. > To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. > They've got weapons we can't see, > And that's all the proof we need, > If they're not there, they must be there, > Bomb Iraq. > > If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. > If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. > If you think Saddam's gone mad, > With the weapons that he had, > And he tried to kill your dad, > Bomb Iraq. > > If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. > If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. > If your politics are sleazy, > And hiding that ain't easy, > And your manhood's getting queasy, > Bomb Iraq. > > Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. > For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. > Disagree? We'll call it treason, > Let's make war not love this season, > Even if we have no reason, > Bomb Iraq
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