> > > You know you are living in the year 2003 when: > > 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is > because they do not have e-mail. > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your > family of three. > 3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file > of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. > 4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell > phone to see if anyone is home. > 5. Every commercial on television has a web site > address at the bottom of the screen. > 6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of > date and sells for half the price you paid. > 7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which > you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of > your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn > around to go get it. > 8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to > make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. > 9. You just tried to enter your pin number on the > microwave. > 10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully > slow. > 11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing > cabinet. > 12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-coloured > Post-it notes. > 13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of > in person. > 14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone > calls. > 15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this > awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a > loved one. > 16. You get up in the morning and go online before > getting your coffee. > 17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and > check your E-mail on your way back to bed. > 18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. > 19. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. > 20. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to > forward this to. > >
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