> -------------------------------------------------------------------------- - > US Army Quotes > > "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher > > "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army training > notice > > "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet every > single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo. > > "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal > > "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you > least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of > your unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication > > "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal > > "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo. > > "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal > > "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth > > "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - > Infantry Journal > > "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay > > "Any ship can be a minesweeper - at least once." - Anonymous > > "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army recruit > > "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies > > "If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with him." - > U.S. Army ordnance manual > > "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed" > - U.S. Air Force flight training manual > > > >
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