Greetings Correspondents:

I am hopelessly behind with all kinds of email - work, personal, and the 
prolific Joni email.  It's been a wonderful, except for a death in the 
family, summer full of music, friends, and houseguests.  UGH!  to the latter. 
 But I do have a little Hairy story of my own to share.

Picture this.  I was a young acolyte at St. Anne's Episcopal - now buried 
under the Century Freeway here in Los Angeles.   My personal hero, role 
model, idol at the time, and five or so years my senior, Senior Server Greg 
Hernandez (I started wearing red socks due to Greg's influence) and his 
way-to-cool older half-sister Debbie DeVore had three tickets to Hair.  One 
Sunday over cookies after church, they suggested I tag along.  Was I 
impressed.  The big kids were going to Hollywood. In a car, with Debbie and 
Greg, Hollywood, a hippie show.  They wanted me to go and I was beside 
myself.  YOU DID NEED PARENTAL CONSENT.  My parents flatly refused, but were 
ignorant to Debbie's amazing forgery skills.  I was on my way the next 
Saturday night, on the pretense of going to a movie and to hang out with 
other church kids -- luckily Mom and Pop never put two and two about the 
dates together.  I guess I was about 14?  Maybe younger?  It was early in the 
performance at the Aquarius Theater.  

They picked me up at the door of our long, low, and lovely Bixby Knolls home. 
 I remember what I was wearing.  Very wide striped cream colored cords with 
bells, a paisley button down collar shirt, and wing tips with red socks, hair 
parted on the side, slicked with just enough Dep.  I thought I looked HOT.  
Maybe for the Sound of Music in its twentieth week of play at the Crest.  You 
can take the boy out of Bixby Knolls...They laughed and the best they could 
do was put me in a purple tie dye T-shirt (way too big) and a pair of beach 
thongs someone left in Debbie's now infamous VW.

The show was amazing.  NUDE!  I had never seen a nude body but my own and my 
little brother's.  The nude scene was at the end of act one.  Everything 
after that is a blur.  We danced on stage at the end.  I felt like such an 
adult.  It was wild.

Well, Mom and Pop found out about our little scam after comparing notes with 
Greg and Debbie's folks.  I was grounded for a month, they were grounded even 
longer for corrupting me, but it was worth every lonely moment in my TV-less 
seclusion.

Fast forward some years ahead.  There was a revival on stage at the Old Vic 
in London.  This must have been 1993 or 1994.   Brad and I scored tickets 
through the concierge at the hotel where we were staying in the West End.  I 
really saw the show this time, and heard the music.  It was amazing all over 
again.  It felt like an instant replay of that evening so many years ago.  

I was invited to see the Los Angeles production with Sam Harris and Steven 
Weber but declined.  My memories of Hair are too precious to risk.

Peace, Man.

No regrets,

Coyote Rick
Casa Alegre
Hollywood, California

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