--- "Sharon L. Buffington"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Some notable KIWI news. I am proud of NZ.
>
>
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?reportID=52007";>www.nzherald.co.nz/defence</a>
Good stuff. People are just so weird. Like sexuality
is contagious or something? And like it takes *real
men* to defend their country?
I have this theory. It's just a theory, can't prove a
darn thing, but here goes... take this in the
light-hearted vein in which it is meant - I'm not
trying to insult ANYONE.
We're all basically bisexual. The *real* bisexuals
are on or close to the middle, so they're attracted to
both sexes. The heteros and homos are variously
placed along this line of (whateverness), and are
therefore sexually attracted to the same/opposite sex.
It is therefore possible, using this theory, for a
hetero- to find a same-sex person to fall in love
with, as it is possible for a homo- to find an
opposite-sex person (this is proven by the impending
nuptials of Kerry-and-Steve).
So, for all the "confirmed bachelors" and "spinsters"
out there, it's probably true that you "just haven't
met the right girl/guy yet". Tee hee.
Catherine (who hasn't met the right girl yet. Or the
right guy, for that matter, although I have met at
least one wrong one, and still trying to figure out
where asexuality fits in on my continuum; otherwise my
theory is blown to smithereens.)
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