> Subject: You know you are in a new millinium when..... > > 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. > > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails > you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" > > 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. > > 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but > you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. > > 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it > contains Echinacea. > > 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so > she can create a screen saver. > > 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > anyone is home. > > 9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of > the screen. > > 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells > for half the price you paid. > > 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the > first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to > go get it. > > 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase > would be a hassle and take planning. > > 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of > the back seat of your car. > > 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not > have e-mail addresses. > > 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. > > 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. > > 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. > > 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. > > 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. > > 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if > you just pulled the plug on a loved one. > > 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. > > 22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on > your way back to bed. > > 23.You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) > > 24. You're reading this with complete understanding. > > 25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
