Murphy's Technology Laws Murphy's Technology Laws Murphy's Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Murphy's Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Murphy's Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Murphy's Technology Law #4: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. Murphy's Technology Law #5: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing. Murphy's Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. Murphy's Technology Law #7: All great discoveries are made by mistake. Murphy's Technology Law #8: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. Murphy's Technology Law #9: All's well that ends... period. Murphy's Technology Law #10: A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
