--- "Jim L'Hommedieu (Lama)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Ha ha ha! Good one, Nuriel. Have you heard this > classic? > > Two Jewish women are kvetching about their "package" > vacation. The first > woman says, > > "The food here is terrible!" > > The second woman says, > > "Yes. And such small portions!" >
Omigod - these jokes are so funny, my sides are aching from laughing too hard. This one from Jim reminded me of this woman I worked with years ago (she has since died, so let her RIP) but when we went out as a group to lunch, she'd eat everything and then bitch about how she thought the food might be tainted or something because she was sure she was going to get sick. So she'd complain to the management of the restaurant, bellyache to everyone at the table about how *bad* the food was, would argue to the penny exactly how much her lunch cost (when the rest of us would prefer just to split the tab equally among all of us), and wouldn't leave a tip. How embarassing! (she wasn't Jewish.) ______________________________________________________ Send your holiday cheer with http://greetings.yahoo.ca
